Animal Soccer World (Dingo Pictures) – Phelous

Animal Soccer World (Dingo Pictures) – Phelous


I did it! I hit the hundred thousand subscriber milestone on Youtube, and I promised you all a special… um… treat? for helping me do that. So let’s review Dingo’s giant crossover mess, Fussballspiel der Tiere! Or… *flat voice* Animal Soccer World *audio clip from the video of singing in German, sounds like a song for an annoying children’s show* Controversial opinion time here, guys, Animal Soccer World is NOT the worst game ever! It’s a pretty horrendous movie though. It’s just kind of hard to really… qualify it as a game. Like any of Dingo’s movies put out on gaming systems by Midas or Phoenix, Animal Soccer World has the same crappy minigames attached to its PS2 release. With coloring and slide puzzles! But it also has regular puzzle mode and a card flip game to reveal a garbage frame from the movie. *sarcastically* What a prize. But still, as far as gaming goes, that is more content than some OTHER Dingo titles on Playstation were given. What really gives Animal Soccer World its infamy is the fact that it’s the best known East West dub, which is due to the fact that it’s – as far as I know – the ONLY East West dub of a Dingo film to get the Playstation treatment. This obviously makes it much more accessible than the now kind of irritating to find East West DVDs of “Alladin” or “Wabuu.” And “Alladin” was probably too long for either Midas or Phoenix to really consider porting over to Playstation or PS2. And Wabuu, well, Wabuu is just too cheeky for either system! *more serious voice* Honestly, I don’t know why they didn’t do Wabuu. clip from Wabuu movie: *cat mumbling* Oh shit! Rawwrrr… But maybe that’s why. *overjoyed voice* But speaking of Wabuu, Animal Soccer World’s got him! And I think this is the last semi-major appearance of Wabuu, so we’re really closing a serious chapter of our lives here. …Not really, cause I’ll probably add him into most Dingo reviews anyway, plus a bunch of non-Dingo reviews. So we’ll all be sick of that raccoon. Still, it blows that once again, we are stuck with a wrong voice Wabuu. Nasally Fake Wabuu: And I, I am very good in the midfield! One thing I was curious about was if another English dub of this movie existed when I found this particular German DVD. On its language section on the back of the DVD case it showed an English option via the Union Jack. So I purchased this DVD to uncover its secrets and found… *flat voice* They lied. There is no English track on here. When you pop in the DVD after getting an amazing animation of “DVD” in the MK3/”The Room” font flying around – to remind you what format you’re watching, I guess – you are greeted by just a still image. Which is an image that’s been used on some of this movie’s OTHER DVD covers, And it gives you the options for Dutch, French, and German, but no English. And yes, I made sure it wasn’t just hidden off the menu by accident. There is no English track on this DVD. So we’re stuck with the stupid East West dub! Animal Soccer World is VERY loosely based on Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Specifically, the one scene in it where the animals play soccer. But Dingo said “Hey! What if we just drugged that one scene out way longer and added nothing to it but a bunch of dinking around?!?!” The cover of the movie promises a much more blatant Bedknobs and Broomsticks ripoff than you actually get here With a ripoff King Leonidas on it. However, there are some bits in this which are kind of similar, like an elephant playing goalie in both. Sadly though, NEITHER movie features a Bart Simpson monkey goalie. Now, this is one of the few Dingo movies which has Dingo Pictures’s name appear at the beginning of it on some versions. Guess they were really… proud? of this one. Though not proud enough to make sure they didn’t mess up the audio at the end of the German one. *dialogue being drowned out by music at a much higher volume than it should be* So after the music being way too loud during the ending scene, then during the credits it just goes really quiet! *annoying Dingo “folksy” music fading out and disappearing suddenly* Dingo made this one in 1998, and while we’re on dates, I have a correction to make for Perseus’s release year I had said 93 originally, because some sources had said that was Dingo’s startup year. But just shortly after I made the Perseus review public, a German VHS rip of the movie was uploaded to Youtube With the credits intact revealing that this was a 92 release instead. Now that we have the Perseus Release Year Controversy out of the way, let’s talk about the gem (*trying not to laugh*) Dingo made six years later. The title card is the most ambitious one Dingo has made up to this point. I mean, look at the letters kind of react to the soccer ball! Yeeeeee! But as for the crossover itself, this is the least ambitious crossover event in history or something. Now the German title here basically translates to (dramatic voice) “The Incredible Football Game of the Animals,” I guess the DVD cover didn’t want to raise your expectations too high, as that’s just… “The Football Game of the Animals.” But the seemingly quite rare East West DVD of this movie named it “Animal Soccer CHAMPIONSHIP.” There’s no championship on the line in this movie, though. So obviously, they stopped printing that DVD once the scandal hit the press. Our never-ending loop of a Dingo track on this East West dub is the ominous drum song. Which starts at the first line of dialogue and then NEVER stops. Dog: *in awkward heavily accented voice with no emotion or inflection, like all the actors* Long time no see. Robin: *long pause* ….Huh? Even when they’re playing other music tracks and even when the Bremen town musicians are singing! (flute track playing over the ominous drumbeat) (people singing in Dutch and German while the freaking drumbeat is STILL playing) This, by the way, is from the Dutch version, which is just one person singing over the German version in Dutch. *loud baritone voice singing in Dutch, while a chorus of voices sings in German underneath him at a much lower volume* (the songs don’t synch properly with each other, either) And of course, the looped track plays over itself at one point. *drumbeat track playing over the already playing one* Dog: What are you doing today? Robin: I don’t know yet Dog: We can visit some friends. Lion cub: Sounds good. I like visiting friends very much. Phelous: *deadpan* Stunning insight. But you’re not gonna enjoy those friends once this test of patience is over! Bird Reporter: There is an undescribable chaos. You can hear the sirens. Phelous: CAN I?!?? *sirens from Silent Hill start to sound in the background* You know… I’d take a nice trip to Silent Hill’s Otherworld over this… Though I will say, as far as an East West dub goes, there is SLIGHTLY more effort being put into the voices And SOME attempt to differentiate some of them *nasally voice* Sure, quite a few just sound like someone holding their nose, but… it’s something! Also, there aren’t long periods in this one of the dubbers just dozing off with only the music playing. And while there are certainly a lot of parts where they’re talking over the wrong character, They do tend to be hitting at least somewhere in the *area* of the right spot for dialogue more often here than in Alladin or Wabuu. And I used to think it was a couple of Dutch people doing the voiceovers in these East West dubs. But I finally found out who really did the voices for East West Alladin! That’s right! According to Amazon, it was none other than Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg! *flat sarcasm* They truly brought their A-game to this. I really had no idea it was the Rock and Marky Mark in Alladin! The Rock wants to leave you with something, leave you and your angry face with something. [Alladin voice actor] Can you image India? [Audio from The Happening] What?! Noooo…! You know, Rock, you really didn’t have to be in this remake. So our sort-of leads in this movie are Sasha, the dog from Anastasia, and Robin from Lion and the King. But both these characters have been renamed, so Sasha is now Krummel and Robin is Joey. Robin/Joey: (inappropriate older man’s voice) Hey, how you doing? Phelous: (sarcastically)Great crossover special, Dingo! We see King MahGod with his mate for one shot. Which is the only time she appears in this movie with MahGod! I assume his new obsession with soccer was the last straw in their relationship, after him giving away a fortune in diamonds to the endangered animal society. screechy parrot singing: Diamonds are the girl’s best friend! King MahGod: You don’t understaaaand. I had to give it awaaaay. MahGod’s Wife: If you wanted the diamonds to go to an endangered animal, you should have kept them for yourself! MahGod: *disappointed* MAAAAAH GOOOD Anyway, this bird reporter is named Harry, and I’m pretty sure they just redrew Inspector Gadget as a bird to create this stupid character. Sasha/Krummel: But, Harry. What are you talking about? Harry: *croaking noises* Aah aah. Krummel: But where is the ambulance? Harry: I’m just practicing. Phelous as Krummel: Oh, I should’ve known! *derpy hyuck-hyuck laugh* Harry: Ever since I’ve been a reporter, nothing happens. Phelous: Nothing happens! Sounds like a good sum-up of the movie. Rooster: It’s not fun to be a singer when there are no parties. Scene Interrupting Bear: Parties? Where? Can I sell my candies somewhere? (Phelous voiceover, with echo mic effect) (voice clip from 30 Rock) How do you do, fellow kids. Harry: There is no party. Phelous as MaGod: NO PARTY?! MAHGO– Old Man: That means you’re all completely useless! MaGod: OLD MAN!! I’ll eat your faaaace and your skiiiinnnnnn. Old Man: Dyahahahh! Uh, oh, (babbling nonsense nervously) This wasn’t worth it. Duck: (imitating ambulance sound) AH EEE AH EEE AH EEE AH EEE AH EEE Phelous: *flat sarcasm* Ah. Music to my ears. Duck: AH EEE AH EEE AH EEE AH EEE Tio’s father from Dinosaur Adventure: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! Nurse Duck from “Jamie” or “Janis” has been called because of the big fight between Diamonds Panther and one of the evil dogs from the Dingo Dalmatians movies. And I guess neither the couple of guys doing the semi-English dub were talented enough to make that dumb ambulance noise. So they just took that audio from the Dutch dub (music from Punch-Out!! plays over the fight) Krummel: Why were you fighting? Evildog: That’s why.
Krummel: Yeah? So? Evildog: I found the ball.
Diamonds Panther: And then he didn’t let me play with it. Phelous: *mock outrage* Balls. I didn’t think the gorilla-screwing black panther could get lamer. But he’s gone from diamond schemes to fighting over balls. Evildog: You just shoot it everywhere. Panther: You are just mad because I can shoot the ball further. Evildog:No, you can’t!
Panther: I can!
(opening and closing mouths with no noise) Evildog: No!
Panther: Yes! Phelous: (sings in growly voice) Anything you can do, I can do better! Evildog: No. Phelous as Panther: Well, that shuts me up. Krummel: Why don’t we organize a soccer game. Phelous: So to stop a fight over a ball, they’re gonna have an organized fight over a ball. Oooookay. Panther: A soccer game. (opens and closes mouth with no sound) Uh. You mean with a team? Evildog: You mean with a real, uh, goal? Phelous as Evildog: I don’t know how to be part of something that has an actual goal. That’s why I’m in Dingo movies! Harry: And I will be the reporter. Phelous: *singing to Inspector Gadget theme music* Doo-da-doo-da-doo, Reporter Birdhole! Wabuu: FOR YOU. Krummel: I will also need a name. Evildog: I already got a name. The Wild Dogs. clip of Ned Flanders: Who are we gonna beat?
Evildog: The Wild Dogs. Panther: Heh heh heh heh. (the standard Dingo Laugh) Our team’s… name… is The Jungle Kings. The kings of the jungle. Phelous: *snarky* Oh, I’m glad he clarified what “Jungle Kings” meant. I was lost at first. Harry: In two weeks the game will take place. Phelous as Evildog: I’m not going to care about this in two weeks. Forget it. Duck: Uhhh, don’t you also need nurses? Harry: Yeah! As far as I know. People always get hurt. Duck: That’s great! Phelous: That is one sadistic, sick duck! Phelous as Duck: Hey, stop fighting! We wouldn’t want you to get hurt! Play soccer! Where you’ll definitely get hurt! That’s great! Great… here… now. (hyenas laughing pointlessly) Phelous: Yuck it up, fuzz balls. You aren’t getting invited to play in the game! Krummel: (slurred mumbling) It’s a shame. We will never play on the same team. [inaudible] will never let me play for the Jungle Kings. Man, that’s rough. I mean the audio. It’s really hard to hear them over the stupid looped track sometimes. (singing Inspector Gadget song) Blow, Birdhole, blow!! The cat on boots shows up to let us know that he’s in this movie, too. But they’ve recolored the Charlie cat from Cat on Boots from brown to gray for some reason. So in their giant crossover movie, Dingo put in the extra effort of recoloring, which they usually don’t bother with. Just to make an obviously reused character look slightly different! …whatever, Dingo. Harry Birdhole and the cat on boots blandly discussing soccer flyers is apparently hilarious to the littlest pelican! Who, even for a Dingo character, looks drawn rather sloppily. And wow, look at that animation of the flyers dropping! I know it’s not much but I’m still surprised Dingo didn’t just rotate them as they fall. We see some more crossovers with the snake narrator from Der Koenig de Tiere, aka the Lion and the King prequel, getting a flyer And the flyers dropping over at the Jamie/Janis farm. Jamie/Janis: In two weeks there is a soccer championships. Farmer: Hey! I thought that pig ran away. Finally, we can kill it! *dramatic chord* Phelous: Hmmm… BDI Dog doesn’t quite fit in with the rest. Evildog: Jacko and I have decided to organize a soccer match. Phelous: Jackoff? Is that the black panther’s proper name? Dog in sunglasses: That’s awesome! Phelous: Oh, you just think everything’s awesome, Poochie. voiceover from the Simpsons: I have to go now. My planet needs me. (random dog making “EHHH” noises) Dog: A soccer match, that’s cool. Phelous as Dog: I’m so happy about it with my angry face. Sunglasses Dog: The kings of the jungle. They have no chance against us. Phelous: Why does the dog with shades on have a blinking animation? Dingo, you just thrive on making nonsense calls, don’t you? Evildog: Who wants to play? We need defenders, attackers. Dog: Uh… Defender. Not-Balto: I can play on the left side. Phelous: Oh, don’t trust Balto, he’s in league with the black panther! Oh, and by the way, I just wanted to point this out. On the Brave the Husky’s DVD cover’s spine, You can still see the original cover where they were just gonna call it “Balto” with “Alto” still being visible. *sarcastically* Good thing they changed that and then proceeded to call him Balto through the whole thing. And while I’m on this rename tangent, you know the couple of times they slipped up and called Lord “Tarzan” in Lord of the Rainforest? Well, they actually censored that by blanking out the audio on the PlayStation port. Monkey: Quick, Sheena, Tarzan’s crying. Monkey: Quick, Sheena, (opens mouth with no voice coming out) Gorilla: That’s true. Tabal’s right, Tarzan is protected by ghosts. Gorilla: That’s true. Tabal’s right, (more open mouth with no voice) Phelous: Anyway, Tarzan is just too censored to play soccer! Get him out of here! Dog: And I, on the right side. Phelous as Wabuu: Our friend Snoopy is just tooooo stuuuupid! Krummel: What can I be?
Evildog: Nothing, Krummel. You are way too small. I was just thinking that this extended Bedknobs and Broomsticks soccer scene ripoff could use a Rudy subplot! (sarcastic voice) Krummel is just toooo smaaalllll! This is gonna be a major story element, right? Ehhhhh…. Krummel: The Jungle Kings will allow Jack(?) to play. And he’s just as small as me. Sunglass Dog: Joey’s father is the head of the lions! (repeats same line more quickly) Phelous:*really sarcastically* Yeah, both those takes were so good it’s impossible to choose! Put them both in! So the dogs get to practicing. …The wrong game, it would seem. But don’t worry! I’m sure no one will make THAT mistake come game time! SPOILER! They will. Dog: Butcher should become a goalkeeper.
Evildog: Hey. Krummel. Make yourself useful. Go get Butcher. You might recognize Butcher here from the Mug Root Beer can. …And also Dingo’s Dalmatians where he was still named Butcher. Bulldog: (almost incomprehensible) And I’m Butcher! (Butcher? Bridgester? can’t tell) Phelous:*sarcastic* Glad they made sure to keep THAT character’s name continuity! (goofy music and sound effect of a ball being kicked) (actors randomly talking as the ball goes flying, then all the dogs doing random Dingo Laughs) Phelous: (deadpan) Oh, that is just too wacky, I tell ya! King MaGod: I myself will not play. I am too old. Phelous as MaGod: That’s right! I am just toooo oooold! And I won’t be busy placing bets on the game! By the waaay, make sure to throooow the gaaaaame! Real MaGod: And everybody has to do what I say. Panther: Yes, sir.
Fake Wabuu: Yes sir. We will listen to you! Phelous:Wabuu would NEVER say that! Suspension of disbelief BROKEN, Dingo! MaGod: You, Jacko, you will become our central forward because the wild dogs fear you the most. Jacko: They better be. Muhahahah. Heheheheh. (not very convincing evil laugh) Phelous as MaGod: How dare you get high before the game! It’s not doooooone. (inhaling sound) Nnnnnoooooooo. (stoned voice) Gopher: (or whatever): Can I play in the defense? MaGod: Yeah, sure. Why not. Phelous MaGod: I doooon’t really care what you dooooo. (stoned voice) Fake Wabuu: And I. I am very good in the midfield. (giraffes laughing for no reason) PhelousWabuu: How daaare that giraffe laugh at the Wabuu! I was trying to be sincere, but NEVER AGAIN! *axe chopping noise, dramatic chord* Phelous: That Wabuu, though, he’s a real jungle king. So Butcher says he’ll only play goalie if Krummel can get a spot on the team. So Krummel gets made a substitute, ending the great “Krummel Can’t Play” story…. sorta. But you know what I love the most? Them constantly discussing who will play what position or be a referee or give out candy or what song will be played! (extremely sarcastic) It’s almost like there’s not much of a story here! MaGod: He’s just learning. You have to explain to him gently. And now give me that ball right away! Fake Wabuu: Oh. And that’s what they call explain gently. PhelousWabuu: Hehem, excuse me. This movie’s giving me brain damage. Phelous: I’m glad brain-damaged Wabuu still has his trademark wit, though. MaGod: Oh no.
Harry: Oh, no. Harry and MaGod together: Oh, no. Krummel:We need jerseys. Can you make jerseys for us? Goat: (in bleating voice) Jerseys, of course. Phelous: Oh, I was worried they might skip over how they got their jerseys. Wouldn’t want to leave THAT to the imagination. Krummel: My sisters and I also need jerseys!
Janis Pig (with a male voice): You? Why do you need jerseys? Krummel: I’m not saying. Surprise. Goat: All right. What do you need?
Janis Pig: Well, it’s like this. (fake incomprehensible whispering) Phelous: I finally found the most redeeming quality of this movie. (softly) Fake whisper fake whisper fake whisper. Oh good! The jungle Bambi is coming to the game. And they even got some sponsors for the game like McJungle! (fake laugh) Ha ha, that’s a good one Dingo. It’s a McJungle out there. (note: he’s holding up the Japanese box to “Mac and Me”) Harry: Bad news! A group of hooligans is on their way. A group of… hooligans. Bondage Duck: Hey! You! How do we get to the area where the fans of the Wild Dogs are standing? Phelous:(total silence) …S&M ducks?! …S&M ducks. Why, Dingo?! Why?? Why are there S&M ducks in this movie? Spiked Bra Duck: Why Wild Dogs, I thought we were for the Jungle Kings. WHHHHHYYYYYYY?! Phelous: This one duck has BOOB SPIKES, even! PhelousWabuu: Animal Soccer World is soooooo inappropriate! Eh heh heh heh! …Eh, it’s not really funny, it’s just true. Stupid ducks. MaGod: You guys are going into area S. If you’re making one wrong move, I will eat you. Phelous: Please make a wrong move. Please make a wrong move. I know King MaGod is a tyrant and all, but wouldn’t you say they’ve already made a wrong move dressing that way for a soccer game? Duck: You old dictator. Lion and the King audio clip: MAGOD! Random animals: Start the game, start the game. Phelous: Even the movie’s getting impatient with all the dinking around at this point. And whoah, wait a second… Wuschel has a friend?! PhelousWabuu: Okay, this is the point where MY suspension of disbelief is broken! Creepy badly drawn monkeys: Start the game! Phelous: Eww! Get them off the screen! S&M Ducks: (chanting) Hey! Hey! Hey! Phelous: D’aah!! Don’t put that on the screen either!! Harry: Dear ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the soccer game of the year! Phelous: And the crowd goes wild!! (silence, someone coughing) After the Bremen Town Timewasters, we get pig cheerleaders! Which I’m torn on if this is sort of well done for Dingo or if it’s just terrifying. Probably the latter, but I’m also distracted by the fact that their outfits look completely different in the close-ups versus the far shots! Some animal: With number 7, Jacko! Phelous: (bursts out laughing)
Stupid running panther! Harry: And with this extraordinary hat, it’s Charlie, the best looking attacker of all time!
(I can’t see any hat…) Phelous:Man, I am so sick of this biased animal sports coverage. Vulture announcer: With the number 5. Everywhere feared, Albert. Phelous: Oh, wow. It’s not Dundee this time, it’s his famed Uncle Albert that he mentioned in Lion and the King! Dundee: You’ll get dentures like Uncle Albert. Phelous: Guess I should’ve known Uncle Albert, the Dentured Sports Star. A cheating sports star too. Or just one too stupid to have figured out that this isn’t basketball. But I guess if the refs aren’t gonna call anything, you might as well play the wrong game. Anyway, a lot of these Dingo animals look really stupid redrawn to stand on two legs like this to play soccer. This was very ill-conceived… for a lot of reasons. {overjoyed) Oh, but look at Wabuu playing soccer! He’s so good at it, he’s sprouted a third spring foot. PhelousWabuu: Whaaaaa?! Announcer: The ball goes towards the second post! And ohhhhh! Harry: Sasha surprises Wabuu and gets the ball! Phelous: We only got like two seconds of Wabuu with the ball? This movie is worthless! Announcer: And there is Jacko! Jacko the attacker! And he stops Sasha with a fearless tackle! Phelous: Wait, so the Dalmatian is Sasha now? We’ve got two Sashas and two Charlies? I’m having a real hard time following the Dingo Cinematic Universe. Announcer: (slowed down)A fearless tackle! Phelous: That really didn’t look like a tackle. But that’s probably a good thing. Because he’d be playing the wrong football if he did that. And we wouldn’t want anyone ELSE messing up what game this is! Announcer: Ohhhhh! What a bad pass. Yes, bad passes can happen. Phelous: (deadpan) Bad passes can happen. At least we’re really learning something here! Some bite tackles happen. And yes, bite tackles can happen. Which causes the linesman to break out the elf meter, which is how you know soccer just got real! Also, that’s a really tiny hippo. Must be a house hippo. Voiceover with nature documentary music: House hippos are very timid creatures and are rarely seen. But they will defend their territory. Harry: Ohhh, what a bad decision! The baddest decision in soccer all time! Vulture: But now who’s gonna take the penalty kick? It is… DINGO!! Phelous: …Oh. Is Fake Dingo the star of the Dingoverse now? You know, you could probably call the Dingo Pictures gophers a few things But dingo really is not one of them. Harry: I don’t know what’s really going on down there, cause it’s very hard to see from my position. I will try to get a little bit closer. (Inspector Gadget music) Dog: You stay in the goal and stop the ball! Butcher: I’m not doing it. Only if Krummel shoots. Phelous: Krummel wouldn’t be shooting on you, you idiot, you’re on the same team! Announcer: Here he comes, here he comes! And it’s a goal! Phelous:Yay! The stupid empty net goal has really excited the S&M ducks! Probably too much. Hopefully King MaGod eats them. Harry: Did I see that right? Phelous: (sarcastic) Oh, I’m glad Harry Birdhole got so much closer to the action. Albert continues to cheat, and then a dog gets put down. Much to the damn duck’s delight. Duck: AH EEE AH EEE AH EEE Harry: Castor seems injured!
Duck: That’s great! Phelous:This movie’s very anti-duck, isn’t it? Vulture: We think he’s faking an injury. It can’t be that bad. Phelous as vulture: I mean, we’re not even circling his body! Harry:The big question is who’s gonna replace Castor? Phelous: Oh, yay! Krummel is finally in as a…. replacement. Harry:It’s Krummer! It’s Krummer! Phelous: Oh. I guess his name is Krummer now. (deadpan) What an arc this has been. (whistle blowing, crowd yelling in background) Vulture: And the referee gives a penalty kick. Oh, what a big mistake. That’s what you get when you give a dog a flute. (?) Phelous: Very true. Dogs with flutes should at least be on a leash. Harry: Here he comes, here he comes, he shoots! (incomprehensible blather) Ohhhh! It’s been saved by the goalie! Phelous:I called that before it happened, Birdhole! You got some insider info? The ball falls into the poorly drawn pelican’s mouth. So everyone just goes back to dinking around until it comes back with the ball. Bremen Town Timewasters: (singing overly loudly in Dutch over original German song) Voice clip from Nice Cats: I can’t find my damned hairbrush! Harry: But oh! Oh no! He pass it down… to Yogi! (?) Hey, Krummer, it’s not a friendly game! Phelous: It’s a DEADLY game, Krummer! So I’m glad Krummer immediately proved that they shouldn’t have been put into the game by passing to the opposition. (dorky voice) Yep, that’s a real bummer for the Krummer! Harry: This is a great game so far! Phelous: (annoyed) I DISAGREE! Announcer: Albert’s got the ball! Shoot! Shoot! Shoooooot! Hippo: Over the line.
PhelousWabuu: Looks like I’ve crossed the line again! Eh heh heh heh heh! Announcer: Krummer, shoot! Shoot, shoot, Krummer, shoot! (animals cheering noiselessly) Announcer: Yeeeessss! Phelous: Yaaaay! Krummer did it! They really… proved puppy power in soccer or something. Harry: The game is over! The end score is 1-1 for the Wild Dogs. Phelous: Yo, Birdbrain, a tie score isn’t FOR either team. S&M Ducks: (chanting) Another match, another match! King MaGod:Because there was no winner in this soccer match, Phelous: I take back what I said at the beginning. This WAS the worst game ever. Dingo didn’t even have the balls to put one team over the other. King MaGod: I, the Lion King, decided there is gonna be a rematch. Phelous: Yeah, that’s good, Dingo. Promise to resolve this in a sequel that you aren’t gonna make. Krummer/Krummel: That was a great game, Joey!
Now we can be friends again! Robin’s voice clip from Lion and the King: Mmm, I don’t know. I think we should be enemies.
Myu-Myu clip: Certainly. Phelous: Boy! When Dingo isn’t really copying a story, they sure do love making a story that is nothing but padding! Over half of the movie is just building up to a soccer game. And once that finally starts, all it feels like they’re doing is stalling for more time! And then they don’t even bother to actually settle anything! Animal Soccer World isn’t the worst East West dub out there. I’d say that honor belongs to “Alladin.” But it’s still quite a chore to sit through with the horrid dub and lack of plot. But the biggest injustice was the criminal underuse of Wabuu! Harry: Oh, I don’t think that’s true at all, Phelous! In fact, I’d say Wabuu was Harry Birdhole’s pick for the worst player of the game! Wabuu: I am so sick of this biased reporting! Harry: Uh-oh! This cannot be good for Harry Birdhole! Phelous: (in a Harry-like voice) Oh, looks like Wabuu is going way past the line again. He’s got an axe! This can’t be legal. (dramatic Dingo musical chord) (whistle blowing, crowd cheering in background) Looks like the referee is going to allow it due to the elf meter rule! Yes, sometimes there are elf meter rules. Oh, but it looks like the S&M Ducks are furious with the call! Yes, sometimes for no good reason, there are S&M ducks. But it looks like the referee is saying Harry screwed Harry! (whistle blowing repeatedly) Ohhh! This will truly go down as the Dingo Pictures screwjob. Wuschel: WABUU!! DON’T SHOOT!! Wabuu: I am the greatest soccer player of all times! (dramatic Dingo musical chord) Phelous:And Harry’s head smashes Wuschel into the net! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!! …And stuff. It’s not a tie. (“Oh Phelous 80s Style” plays over credits) Phelous: Thank you so much to everyone who subscribed to my silly channel and helped me get to the 100k milestone. And now that I’ve reviewed Animal Soccer World, there’s no more East West dubs. (exasperated sigh)

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    Dr. Penguinstein

    Just realized we have another Inspector Gadget rip-off in this,lol. The vulture sounds suspiciously like Boris the Vulture, one of Gadget Boy's villains,lol.

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    Juci Shockwave

    The elementary school play of Scarface is better directed/produced/acted than anything Dingo Pictures has created. >_<~
    watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ&t=37s

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    Juci Shockwave

    Those aren't S&M ducks… They are clearly 1970s-1980s punk ducks.

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    Brian O'Connell

    Besides the title card not even being centered in the frame, does it look to anyone else like the lion is kicking the ape in the balls @ 6 minutes in? Tell me that isn't the look of someone who just got a ruptured testicle.

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    Brian O'Connell

    Okay, the Alladin DVD price is either photoshopped in, or the Canadian dollar took a serious hit. Just got back from checking Amazon, $112 USD. My god…

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    Brian O'Connell

    Also, why does Poochie have a slingshot? How does he even work it with no thumbs? Why gawd whyyyyyyy???

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    In2sanity

    I'd say waboo is pretty much a phelous character like the old man. Well at least he makes more effort out of the characters than the original creators ever will.

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    tompraeger

    As a German im sorry for this Movies.

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    Martin Leamon

    Then Thaos Snapped his fingers and Simba,Sasha, Harry, Elf meter Hippo, and Wushell all turn to dust

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    Kenny Russell

    After all of my requests, he did it!

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    Kenny Russell

    Has he done Dalmatians 3?

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    Mi -Han

    31:08 Nice reference to the Montreal Screwjob, Phelan xD

    Oooh dingo pictuuuures, we always can count on yooouuuu… to remake everything that possible and even impossible))

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    domotormate

    Say what you will about the guy who does all the voices, he is putting a hundred times more effort into it then the "voice actors" of Wabuu.

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    Gretel and Cat

    Infinity War and Smash Brothers ripped this masterpiece off

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    Hannah Taheri

    Hey Phelan, will you be doing the dalmataions dingo version any time soon?

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    Marney Olson

    Wabuu your spirit animal is Wabuu your spirit animal?

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    Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu

    i like to imagine that crummel/crummer is the Anastasia dog's twin brother, and that the Anastasia dog is defective.

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    [Cries in cowboy]

    WI KEN VISIT OWR FRENS

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    [Cries in cowboy]

    Robin/Joey's nose looks like a penis

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    [Cries in cowboy]

    Harry the bird reporter looks like inspector Gadget's crack addict drug-dealing fursona

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    [Cries in cowboy]

    BOOB SPIKES

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    Daniel Kniffin

    friendly reminder that bad passes can happen

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    Nom du Clavier

    Did they not realise ahead of time that a game played with the feet doesn't make much sense played by quadripeds

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    Shaymiestar

    I love how the rodent thing (I mean Dingo) kicks the ball by using its sitting animation next to it.

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    Ho Chi Mints

    I'll never get tired of Ambulance Goose no matter which reviewer reviews this atrocity

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    Becuase Im bored Toni

    0:43 is that a motorcycling caddicarus reference?

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    Blast Hardcheese

    SOMEBODY WANNA TELL ME WHY THERE'S A GUN IN MY HAND?!

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    TheWraith Writer

    I wonder what Phelous's version of Silent Hill is like

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    Jordan Simmons

    Note to Self: Anything you can do, I can do better!!!

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    thesacredlobo

    I'm pretty sure the ducks are meant to be Punk Rockers.

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    Laurie Lovshe

    Has anyone ever seen the the dingo version of prince of egypt it physically hurts to watch it

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    Greatsaiyakirby

    25:37 – Hey look, it's the "Brie Larson" Captain Marvel of the Dingo Animated Universe! The one Dingo Pictures is named after! Dingo!

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    Informitive Shitposting Nutcase of Burritos

    Ambulence Duck.WAV

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    Renamon 565

    I will never get tired of wabuu😀😂😂

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    I miss the 90’s

    7:34 I love Silent Hill

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    loliH9

    >more wabuu
    EVERYBODY STAND UP
    MATA ASHITA NO HEROES WA COME BACK

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    Adrian Ong

    To quote Penguinz0/Cr1tikal when he watched this: "I need to lie down."

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    Matt horse Irons

    "That's Awesome!" – Animal Soccer World dog with green shades

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    Miss Mangas

    I heard ''Jekil! '' when the dog speak, close enough i guess X)

    Geez, the nurse duck is really annoying and useless! She does nothing except telling illogic things to the others animals. Sure, nobody will get hurt by playing a game where you can fall and get kicked or receive a ball in your face. It makes perfect sense in the Dingo universe!

    I always like how you dub Wabuu Phelous, it's hilarious XD This racoon is the best character in the movie, who agree?

    Yeah, the punk gooses are really creepy; can't deny it! Their design is really ugly too, yuck!

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    Pete Hill

    Congrats, dude. 'Most of these movies are SOOOO stupid, hehehehehehehe!'

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    Tito

    The Mug Root Beer dog bit was GOLD!

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    MforMovesets

    I guess Canada doesn't have Hooligans from the 90s (I guess this movie was made in the 90s?). I'm very sure for some German clubs, they looked just like that… except not being ducks of course.

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    Rainy Chain

    @1:09 that goose has spikes nipples on her outfit. I just can't do this.

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    Scrambled 59

    Urururrururururureeeeeeeeurrurrururururururureeeeeeeeedririururururururruurrueurueurueurueuurreee

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    The GlitchMasters

    7:10 that's playing over itself? It sounds normal to me.

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    Space ace

    Good thing the Lion gave away the Infinity Diamonds to the Society for endangered animals, or else wabuu would have snapped them all away already

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    Sean Bateman

    what hell is this?

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    Renamon 565

    Wabuu is life😀👍👍

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    Henney Kingsley

    12:33
    phelous:
    🎵doo do doo do doo reporter bird- hole! doo do doo do do do dooooo
    wabuu: fooor yooooouuu.

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    Jacob Butter

    And King M'Gawd didn't eat the ducks at the end? But they made a wrong move! Suspension of disbelief ruined!!

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    Mystique Dreamer

    Please give me Dingo Pictures' "The Busters of Ghosts". Must be a masterpiece.

    PD: Wabuu as Peter.

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    Ryan C

    The female goth ducks' spiked nipples are one of the funniest things in the movie… aside from the "ambulance duck."

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    SigEpBlue

    I just hope we don't have to wait until 200k subs to see Phelan review Dingo's Puss In Boots.

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    Dr Harris96

    I remember watching caddicarus' review on the ps2 then after searching up more on Phoenix games i stumble to one of your dingo pictures videos and my 1st thought was why i never found this channel earlier

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    Nijihime

    The part with the SMN Ducks, what does SMN stand for?

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    Dark92Enigma

    Forget Copa America 2019, Animal Soccer World is the real soccer extravaganza of the year!

    ….said no one ever.
    Congratulations on the milestone, you deserve that and more, Phelous!

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    Savage Huggabug! NAUTTP ATDHTC!

    That Animal Soccer World Song Rock!

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    MorbyGanaWho

    Hey! This was Uploaded on my 21st Birthday! I always wanted to say that! 😀

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    regretti spaghetti

    Top 10 anime crossovers

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    Nick Van

    I found out that by elf meter, dingo ment elfmeter which is German for penalty

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    Billie j

    Aren’t they the same animals from bed knob and broom stick well at least the cover from soccer world

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    Josh Smith

    Congrats on 100k phelous keep up the great work

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    Nom du Clavier

    Was that a Caddicarus reference

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    Nom du Clavier

    Phelous-interrupting showdown: Old man vs. Wabuu? (Whoever wins, we lose.)

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    Nom du Clavier

    My dog is afraid of the flute, so I'll never know if that's true

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    Hannah Hutter

    Animal soccer world looks like it stole from bed knobs and broomsticks

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    Sirokman David

    It Sound Like A Voice Acting From Baldi Basics XD 7:55

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    Old School Curt

    Is it just me or does the lion king look like Liam neeson!

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    Christie Greenwood

    "A shocker game? Errrrrr….you mean with a team?"

    Cinematic gold.

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    Melkhiordarkblade

    Dingo is why copyright law should be enforced with all the best Guantanamo Bay torture techniques.

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    Andy Robert

    The only dingo films I watched when I was a kid was Bambi and the Lion and the king

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    Serasia

    Not that I’d want anyone to have to work for Dingo, but Phelous would still have been a better reporter.

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    Marion Mardell

    Wait, at exactly 25:35 you can see Jolly from The Hunchback of Notredam!!

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    Jake Goff

    24:29 That's… kinda horrifying.

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    sebbe boi

    It's interesting and funny af to see you review these movies. I'm Swedish and we have a similar guy called "Felix recenserar". He reviews shitty movies, including dingo pictures. You review so differently so I enjoy both of u

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    Tмур, мемастер !!1

    Этот мужик похож на Культаса.

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    Nicholas Hurst

    Has anyone mentioned sliding to kick the ball away from the opposing player is called a tackle in soccer?

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    alte Bänder

    Ahh Hooligans! That's a terribly bad German pun as Gans means goose.

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    Martin Landström

    wrong goldie has playstation game to.

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    Bini Lover

    S&M Duck? LOL!!! XD

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    EpicJason X9000

    Wabuu: The Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacter!!!!
    (Siro Crumbles Up Paper) That's It!

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    JoJo's Woodshed

    11:29 ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

    MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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    1Thunderfire

    THESE AREN'T THE TRUE DINGO VOICES!

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    QJ89

    I prefer Dingo All-Star Soccer!

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    Jet Black

    But where did they get the two goals from? Suspension of disbelief BROKEN 😡

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    Miss Mangas

    I guess that Animal Soccer world is also based on Simba at the World Cup from MONDO. Both movies have ugly animations, bad humor and animals who played soccer.

    If the real Wabuu was here, he'll get drunk and played prank on the animals. He can kill them by giving cakes with exploding powder in it, i'll be happy if it happens 🙂 Wabuu is our savior and a great character, i like him! Old Man too is awesome and super funny.

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    Antonio M

    The fact that I can look at a picture and know it as King MAHGOD makes me happy

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    Super Pokemon Bros.

    Where can I get a digital version of the animals singing in the movie

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    Abe Mudokon

    HomestarBollox

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    Kevin Morgan

    Oh Phelous! We will never be tired of Wabuu put into weird videos!!! Lol we also remember the cat eating dog, the horns of what we shall not name, and the fact that you are funnier (with tighter editing and writing) every year; it all means that you have to endure being enjoyed and loved.

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    GoRyGuy

    Wait a damn second. At first glance, that "using two takes right after each other" mistake does, at first, seem like a very Dingo thing to do.
    But I wasn't aware they even did second takes!

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    Laura B

    Phelous has an awesome announcer voice!!

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    Jersienne

    omg, I just noticed that the version of the Bremen Town Musician song Phelous used in the intro got new lyrics relating to the soccer game. That's like real effort on dingo pictures' part.

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    TheEmbessyNetwork

    I want ALL these moviegames now!! Wabuu is my spirit animal!

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    Maruyama

    3:10
    DVD
    DAD
    DVD
    DAD
    DVD
    DAD
    DVD

    Maybe they're teasing Dvd dad, dingo's lost masterpiece

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    arte0021

    Is it me or Krummer sounds like a latino?

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    DJMewMew

    12:44 his body is just cut in half in this scene I guess… look at the left edge

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    vjpearce

    I can't remember which Dingo Picture it was (maybe it was their Prince of Eygpt movie) but in one scene near the end, you see a mouse cursor hovering over a scene (obviously they were very sloppy even when editing)

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    Tsuki

    Who’s here from Saberspark?

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    Caffeinated Coward

    Simba Jr. To The World Cup did it better :p

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