James Corden Takes Over as Coach of Arsenal F.C.


IN 1886 NARS ALL IS ONE OF
THE.>>BRILLIANT GOAL, FROM THEEO.>>13 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION, 12
CUPS, TWO LEAGUE CUPS AND 19 STRAIGHT YEARS IN THE CHAMPIONS
LEAGUE WITH SOME OF THE WORLD’S TOP TEAMS.>>ARSENAL ARE A GOOD CLUB BUT
IT’S TIME FOR THEM TO BECOME A GREAT CLUB. AND WHO BETTER TO SHOW THEM THE
WAY THAN SOME GUY ON A TALK SHOW.>>ON YOU GO.>>I THINK IT WAS OUR SCUT EL. HE SAID INSPIRATION IS A BIG
DEAL.>>GOOD EVENING. WELCOME. TO THIS, THE ARSENAL ELITE
COACHINGÑi SESSION. WOMANCOT. — WOLCOTT. CHAMBER LANE. A REAL NAME.>>APPARENTLY SO.>>ACTUALLY YOUR NAME.>>SOUNDS LIKE A CHEESE.>>– SECONDED BOAT IN HERE
ACTUALLY BELONGS TO DAVID SCHWIMMER. FROM “FRIENDS” SOMETIMES YOU
HAVE TO TAKE PLAYERS OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE. AND THEY’VE GOT TO START TO FEEL
AS ONE OF THE TEAM. THE WIPER OS THE BUS GO SWISH
SWISH SWISH, SWISH SWISH, SWISH.>>I
BA, BLACK SHEEP WAS WHEN I REALLY SAW A CHANGE IN EVERY
SINGLE PLAYER.>>BA BA BLACK SHEEP.>>HAVE YOU ANY WOOL.>>RIGHT, I’M GOING TO NEED
MORE.>>THEY THINK I’M JUST SINGING A
SONG. IT’S NOT, I’M TAKING THEM BACK
TO A TIME WHEN THEY REALLY, TRULY ENJOYED FOOTBALL.>>ONE FOR THE MASTER, ONE FOR
THE DAME.>>HOW MANY FOR THE LITTLE GIRL.>>ONE FOR THE LITTLE GIRL WHO
LIVES DOWN THE LANE.>>EXCELLENT.>>WHEN WE COME HERE, THIS IS
THE FIRST BANK, ACTUALLY THE BANK WHERE DAVID SCHWIMMER FIRST
OPENED AN ACCOUNT.Ñi REGGIE, MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO
LEAD US IN A SONG NOW.>>Reggie: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR. ♪.>>WE’RE GOING TO WIN. ♪ WE’RE GOING TO DO SOME STUFF. ♪ WE’RE GOING DO SOME STUFF. ♪ AND IF WE DON’T WIN. ♪ AND IF WE DON’T WIN. ♪ WE’LL DESTROY EVERYBODY. ♪ WITH OUR MINDS AND OUR HEARTS.>>IN OUR MINDS AND OUR HEARTS. ♪ WE ARE ARSENAL. ♪ WE ARE AN ARSENAL. ♪ WE’RE AN ARRRR. ♪.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.>>James: THE RETAIL SPACE,
ONE OF 9 MOST FAMOUS BUILDINGS IN ALL OF LOS ANGELES. ACTUALLY BUILT BY DAVID
SCHWIMMER’S DAD. YOU KNOW, THAT THING THERE IS NO
I IN TEAM, I SAY NO, THERE ISN’T. BUT THERE IS ME. COME ON JACKA ROONEY. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.>>IF YOU PUT ME ON THE TEAM,
YOU’LL GET RESULTS.>>ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WELCOME TO THE TRAINING SESSION. WE’LL START AND WE’LL JUST WARM
UP. WE’LL JUST WARM UP. SO JUST OPEN THE GATES. OPEN THE GATES, YES. GRAB THE PINEAPPLES. GRAB THE PINEAPPLES. GRAB THE PINEAPPLE. NOW LET’S JUST LOOSEN UP THE
HIPS. THE OTHER WAY. AND THEN JUST A LIGHT TWERK. JUST TWERK, TWERK IT. IS IT WORTH IT. LET ME WORK IT. I PUT MY DOWN FLIP IT AND
REVERSE IT, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT IS AMAZING. I’M WORKING WITH THESE PLAYERS. THESE PLAYERS ARE PAID HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EVERY WEEK. AND THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH
OTHER AND THINKING I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPY THAN– HAPPIER THAN
THIS MOMENT.>>THAT’S IT. THAT’S IT.>>I MEAN ULTIMATELY, THIS IS
ALL, FOR ME, QUITE BASIC STUFF. LET’S SEE WHAT WE GOT. GOOD FINISH. GOOD FINISH.>>FOR A LOT OF THESE LADS,
THEY’VE NEVER REALLY DONE TRAINING EXERCISES LIKE THIS
BEFORE.>>I HAVE SEEN THAT SHOW WHERE
HE TALKS TO PEOPLE. I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT GIVES HIM
THE RIGHT TO TRY AND TALK TO US ABOUT FOOTBALL.>>OH! MADE HIM LOOK A FOOL.>>I THINK HE LOOKS MORE– THAN
HE IS A FOOTBALL COACH. THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING. GOOD EFFORT. FOOTBALL IS ABOUT COMMUNICATION. RIGHT? IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT YOU. IT’S ABOUT THE BALL. DAVID, WHAT’S THE BALL SAYING TO
YOU RIGHT NOW?>>SHUT YOUR EYES. REALLY HEAR THE BALL. CAN I HEAR IT SAYING, DAVID
DOESN’T LIKE ME. HE’S SCARED OF ME. KEEP ME CLOSE. PROTECT ME, LOVE ME. WHY DON’T YOU GIVE HIM A KISS. THAT’S IT. WHY CAN’T YOU CHASE ME? GO, CHASE HIM, GO, CHASE HIM,
CHASE HIM, CHASE HIM. NOW PICK HIM UP AND MAKE FRIENDS
WITH HIM, THEEO. MAYBE LIE DOWN AND HAVE A CUDDLE
WITH HIM AWAY FROM THE GROUP. OVER HERE, LIE DOWN. JUST HAVE A LITTLE CUDDLE WITH
HIM. GET TO KNOW HIM. SPOON INTO HIM. THERE YOU GO. LET’S EVERYONE JUST WATCH. REGGIE HAS BEEN OBSERVING YOU. AND HE WILL TAKE SOME OF YOU OFF
FOR A LITTLE SESSION,ñr OKAY? ENGLAND, THAT’S CORRECT, YES.>>DO YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER IN
ENGLAND?>>YES.>>IF YOU WERE ATTACKED BY THREE
PENGUINS, WOULD YOU THINK IT WOULD BE FUN OR HORRIFYING?>>HORRIFYING.>>DO YOU RIDE HORSES IN A SUIT
OFñr ARMOUR?>>NO.>>I LOOK LIKE A MAN IN A BUSH
WITH A FACE TATTOOED ON HIS CHEST.>>EXACTLY CORRECT.>>OKAY. DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND JOHN WHO
LIVES RIGHT OUTSIDE OF KROIDON?>>WHAT?>>FOOTBALL IS ABOUT RESULTS,
ABOUT THE FANS AND I WANTED THEM TO GIVE THE FANS SOMETHING THAT
THEY COULD TRULY BELIEVE IN AND BE PART OF. WE’RE GOING TO TALK NOW A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT CELEBRATIONS. OKAY? THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE CALLED
THE FRYING PAN. DO SO YOU LIE DOWN HERE, AND
BEND THIS WAY. AND YOU LIE DOWN HERE, AROUND IN
A KICKER EL– CIRCLE, OKAY. PERFECT, SO HECTOR, YOU ARE THE
SAUSAGE. YOU JUMPÑi INTO THE PAN AND YOU
GUYS GO WITH YOUR LEGS AND ARMS. THIS IS A HOT PAN. HECTOR, HE’S FOUND SOME SPACE. OH, HE SCORES. HE SCORES. OH MY GOD, THE PLACE HAS GONE
WILD AND OH YES. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>DID I SPRING A BIT OF SHOWBIZ ON THE OCCASION, ABSOLUTELY.>>THE BALL COMES IN, HE SCORES! HE SCORES! AND HERE HE COMES, WITH THE LAWN
MOWER. IT’S LOOK AT THE WAY HE CUT THE
GRASS. (APPLAUSE)
>>THERE IS A REASON THEY CALL YOU THE BEST TOP SECRET IN
FOOTBALL. IT’S NOT SECRET ANY MORE. WE JUST FILMED IT.>>WHAT I SEE TODAY IS A
COMMITTED GROUP OF PLAYERS WHO REALLY GO BACK AND KICK OFF THIS
SEASON IN STYLE. AM I WRONG?>>TERRIBLE. IT WAS THE WORST PLACE I EVER
WORKED WITH. HE BASICALLY HASN’T GOT A CLUE.>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO.>>WE’RE GOING TO WIN.>>WE’RE GOING TO WIN THE
LEAGUE.>>I THINK HE SHOULD SPEAK– ALL
RIGHT. GREAT SESSION, GUYS. GREAT SESSION.>>I THINK I’M NEVER GOING TO
GET THIS HOUR BACK IN MY LIFE. TOTALLY WASTED.>>WELL PLAYED. WELL PLAYED. PROUD OF EVERYONE HERE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. LET’S GO BACK AND GET IN THE
BATH.

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