Key & Peele – McCringleberry’s Excessive Celebration


– AND WE’RE COMING TO THE END
OF THE FIRST QUARTER WITH THE RHINOS IN THE RED ZONE
FOR THE FIRST TIME. – GOTTA SAY, BILL, I LIKE
WATCHING THESE RHINOS. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP,
DROPS BACK WITH GOOD PROTECTION, AND THAT’S A COMPLETED PASS
TO A VERY WIDE-OPEN HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
THE ROOKIE OUT OF PENN STATE. – NICE GRAB BY MCCRINGLEBERRY.
YOU THINK HE’S HAPPY? – OH, BOY, HE IS LOVING IT
DOWN THERE. – OH, WE GOT SOMETHING
OF A SHOOTING GALLERY GOING ON. – YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
BOY, THAT IS SOMETHING, AND– OH, WAIT, WE’VE GOT
A FLAG THERE. IS THAT
FOR EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION? OH, SEE, I’M NOT SURE
ABOUT THAT CALL. – I DON’T KNOW, BILL.
THAT WAS THREE PUMPS, AND THE RULEBOOK SAYS
YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN TWO. – OH, MY GOSH,
BUT LOOK AT THE KID. HE’S PLEADING HIS CASE
WITH THE REF. PLEADING HIS CASE. – YEAH, CLEARLY THREE PUMPS. – COACH JOHNSON
DEFINITELY NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS CALL.
– TWO PUMPS! – FIVE MINUTES
INTO THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIRD AND TEN, THE RHINOS AGAIN
THREATENING TO SCORE. CAN THE COUGARS HOLD THEM? – BIG PLAY COMING HERE, BILL. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP,
DROPS BACK, HE FLOATS ONE
INTO THE END ZONE, AND MCCRINGLEBERRY
PULLS IT DOWN. – HE’S GOT IT.
– OH, MY GOSH. FOR HIS SECOND TOUCHDOWN
OF THE DAY FOR THIS ROOKIE, HE HAS GOTTA BE FEELING GREAT
ABOUT HIMSELF. – NICELY DONE.
I’LL TELL YOU, MAN, HE’S– – OH, OH, SEE,
NOW THERE’S TWO PUMPS. – YEAH, HE’S REALLY TESTING
THE BOUNDARIES, AND HE’S CLEARLY
GOTTEN THE REF’S ATTENTION HERE. – A THIRD PUMP WILL DRAW A FLAG
NO MATTER WHAT. – [blows whistle]
– SEE–OH, HE JUST DID IT AGAIN. NOW WHAT IS THAT,
THE SECOND TIME? NOW YOU HAVE
TO FLAG HIM ON THIS. – YEAH, HE HAD TO.
YOU KNOW, BILL, IT’S JUST FRUSTRATING
SEEING YOUNG PLAYERS WITHOUT THE ABILITY
TO RESTRAIN THEMSELVES. – NO, IT REALLY IS.
IT’S HARD. – I MEAN, THE REF’S
GONNA GET YOU EVERY TIME. – YEAH.
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. SEE, NOW THE REF AGREES
THAT’S THREE PUMPS RIGHT THERE. AND THE QUARTERBACK RANSOM
UNDER CENTER. LAST FIVE MINUTES OF THE GAME. THE RHINOS
ARE MARCHING HERE AGAIN. – HARD TO STOP THIS TEAM
FROM SCORING, BILL. THEY HAVE SO MANY WEAPONS. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP. AND IT’S A SHOVEL PASS
TO MCCRINGLEBERRY, WHO– HE’S AT THE 10.
HE’S AT THE 5. AND TOUCHDOWN, RHINOS.
– OH, MY. GREAT BLOCK BY HARDUNKICHUD,
AND THAT’S GONNA BE TOUGH FOR THE COUGARS
TO COME BACK FROM. – BOY, WHAT A CAREER DAY
FROM HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY, THE ROOKIE OUT OF PENN STATE. OH, HE WAS JUST AMAZINGLY
FIRED UP HERE TODAY, JIM. – YOU GOTTA LOVE
THE WAY THIS GUY PLAYS, AND HE–
both: OHH. – SEE, NOW THERE’S ONE PUMP.
– UH-OH. – I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS KID. – YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR TEAM FIRST
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, AND MCKRINGLEBERRY’S
JUST NOT DOING THAT. – NOW THERE’S TWO.
JEFF, NOW IF HE PUMPS A THIRD TIME,
HE WILL DRAW HIS THIRD PENALTY FOR TODAY. EVERYBODY HERE WAITING
WITH BATED BREATH. – HE DID IT.
– OH, DID HE? – YES, HE DID IT.
– OH. THAT’S JUST– – COULDN’T HELP HIMSELF.
– THAT’S JUST AMAZING. I MEAN, COME ON,
IN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL– – IT’S A SHAME.
THAT’S WHAT IT IS. – YES, YES, IT IS.
– YOU CAN ARGUE ALL YOU WANT, BUT THE FLAG, WELL,
IT’S BEEN THROWN. – THAT’S RIGHT.
IF IT’S THREE PUMPS, THE REF’S
NOT GONNA TAKE IT AWAY NOW. – NO, HE’S NOT.
DURATION AND INTENSITY DOESN’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
– WELL, JEFF, LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT THE REPLAY HERE
TO SEE IF INDEED HE DID DO THE THREE PUMPS.
– ALL RIGHT. NO QUESTION. THERE IS THE FIRST ONE, RIGHT?
– YEAH. AGREED. – AND THEN COMING UP IS THE SECOND ONE.
– OKAY. – YES, VERY CLEAR. IT’S THE THIRD–
– WE’LL SEE IT. IT’S COMING UP RIGHT HERE.
– I’M JUST NOT SURE. OH, YEAH,
YOU’RE RIGHT. THERE’S ABSOLUTELY
THREE PUMPS THERE. – OH.
– UH, APOLOGIES TO ALL THOSE WATCHING
WITH YOUNG CHILDREN. CLEARLY UNINTENTIONAL.

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