Losers Eat The Smelliest Food In The World (Surströmming)

Losers Eat The Smelliest Food In The World (Surströmming)


(all shouting) (man gagging) – [Man] Oh my! (all shouting) – Oh god! – I wanna puke. – [Man] Why? – I don’t care if the entire
internet calls me a coward. I’m a coward, I don’t give a shit. I don’t want to eat this. – Hi there, Zach Kornfeld, commissioner of the Buzzfeed Fantasy Football League. In the spirit of competition,
we made a pre-season bet that the bottom three
teams would be punished on camera for you in a taste test video. This is that, enjoy. (dramatic music) (claps) – So today we are here to do a taste test. – I wasn’t in last place,
you can’t say that. – Did I get last? – You were in last place. – Not without effort. What was the prize money? – Oh, 400 bucks. – 400 bucks? Oh my gosh, I would have tried way harder. – My name is Zach. My team name was Ed Gennero Football. – My name’s Ryan. My team was DJ Dead Body, a reference to an old Buzzfeed video that I’m sure a lot of you haven’t seen. (electronic music) – Great video, by the way. Great video, check it out. I’m Zack, my team name
was Why I Left Buzzfeed. (all laughing) – Probably something gross, right? – I’m hoping it’s just
like spicy fried chicken. – I just don’t want this
to be something weird, like eating a edible dildo or something. I know how the Try Guys work. (dramatic music) – Surstromming, is it
sur-stroming, surstromming? Swedish for sour herring, it is a type of fermented Baltic sea herring,
and from what I can tell, is the worst smelling food
on the fucking planet. – I overheard them say they needed to get a screwdriver to
open up what we’re eating, not something you want to hear. – Hey boys. – Stop it. Does he get the biggest plate? – I think Ryan, you should eat the most ’cause you have the biggest mouth. – Do me a favor and just
don’t touch this yet. – Fucking shit man, can we
just get this over with? I’m actually scared. – [Zach] Don’t touch, don’t look. – I see what it is. – What? – I fucking see it, I know. No no no no no! – [Zach] Please unbox it. – Bro, I don’t think I can do this. No, it’s the one thing I… No man. – Ew dude, wait ’til you feel it. – No! This is surstromming, it’s one of the grossest fish on the
planet, I would say, right? It smells repulsive and I’m sure it tastes like sewage water. I’ve encountered it behind the camera when other people were doing
it, and I had trouble then. I didn’t think I was, I had to leave. – The smell’s like foreskin. – Why is this even a thing to make? – Dude, feel my hands. – Oh my god. – I’m like legitimately, I give zero shits if this video gets zero views, okay? (men laughing) Make that bite as tiny
as you possibly want. Fuck them. – My gag reflex is already going up. – Can I get another trashcan? I’ll do anything besides this. Hit me in the nuts, I’ll watch fucking three straight seasons of Mind of Mencia. – Where is that coming from? – Let’s just crack it open. – Dude, how do you? I don’t even know this old technology. – Oh, we can’t get it open, so it’s like– – Aw man. – Oh no. Dude I’m for real, are there instructions? – Just take one for the team and stab yourself and we can just– – I don’t have Buzzfeed insurance anymore man, I can’t risk that. (laughing) – Pull the fire alarm! – You didn’t even ask
us if we have allergies. – Oh yeah, I’m allergic to fish. (can hisses) (all shouting) (all gagging and shouting) (laughing) – Yo! (all groaning nervously) – Oh! – Oh god! – The garbage can smells better. – My eyes are tearing. – I don’t want it, I don’t want it. I forfeit my spot. – Call my papa. – We’re outside, there’s
a nice little breeze going on, it’s the worst day of my life. – Let’s just talk about
this, do we have to it? Look, we don’t have to do
this, you don’t have to– – Why, I got hit. – Stepping away, I can’t. – I’m trying to get my mind, I like a good tuna fish sandwich, so I’m trying to psych myself out like. Oh, I just got another whiff! – You freaked him out.
– Oh, I looked at it. – It doesn’t smell so bad anymore. – What, you’re sitting over there. – That’s how they get you. The second you’re like, oh
I can breathe it comes back into you and sucks out your soul like the freaking Monstars to Patrick Ewing. – I put a lot of crazy shit in my mouth, I’m not putting this in my mouth. – [Ryan] That is fucking
gross, this is cruel. (dramatic music) – I feel totally fine,
but I just can’t move. Oh oh oh! – Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me Dressler? – What, we gotta eat this. – I’ll do this (gags). Oh gosh, I got another whiff. I got another whiff of it. Um, baby asshole? – It smells like if a piece of
shit was able to take a shit. – Whatever the worst
exhibit is at the zoo, that times a thousand. – That’s a dead corpse,
that’s a corpse in a can. – I can’t. – Come on. (clapping) (grunting and gagging) – No, that makes you
throw up when you see it. – Yo, there’s no shame in bowing out. – [Ned] Come on tenth place. (dramatic music) (gagging) – [Zack] Oh my– – Oh, fuck you. I want to puke. I got boogers, I got tears. It smells so bad, even with my
nose pinched, I can smell it. And it’s just so salty. – [Zach] All right Ryan, you’re up. – Look at the garbage. (shouting) – Why? – [Zach] Now the garbage smells. – Why? (dramatic music) – I hunt ghosts and demons for a living and this is the scariest
experience of my life. – You don’t hunt, you make
PowerPoint slides, okay? (Zach laughing) – Why don’t you just go eat some fucking shrimp and grapes or something. – I think I will. – I’ll let you know if this is worth it. – Not worth it. (groaning and laughing) – Have you ever thrown up during Worth It ’cause you ate too much? – [Zach] That’s a good size. That’s a good size booger. – [Zack] Oh, why’d you have to say booger? – Oh it just dripped. – Dude, this thing
keeps almost falling and it’s gonna fall on me and
I’m gonna be a little– (all laughing) (Ryan screaming) – Oh, I got this from Topshop! – We love you Ryan. – You gotta believe,
just believe. (exhales) (dramatic music) (spits) Oh god, it keeps hurting me dude. (shouting) And every time you think the
taste is gone, the salt just, ah, it just reactivates. (shouting) I feel like a fish just
pissed in my mouth, ah. I’ve never had a food
where the taste goes away, then comes back, then goes
away and then comes back again. God! – [Zach] I wouldn’t
wish this upon anybody. – Whoever thought of this
should be set on fire while we all watch him burn
slowly, and I would smile. (dramatic music) – The other day I was making
chicken and I cooked it a little underdone and I threw up. (laughing) So let’s just say
that’s what kind of guy I am. – Honestly, I tried to hold it in my mouth a little longer, I couldn’t. – This is one of those moments where you feel like
you’re watching yourself. I’m having an out of body
experience right now. – I don’t think I can eat fish again. – No. – Was going to eat fish tonight. I have some defrosting
in my fridge right now. – Never mind. (shouting, gagging) – Why did that come so strong? – They ate the smallest
pieces, this is BS, no. Ah! (Ryan belches) That’s gonna make me throw up Ryan. I’m trying to cut it up, dude. – Here, I’ll stand here with
you, I feel bad for you. – Maybe if we fart it will smell better. – Do you want me to touch
you, should I not touch you? – Don’t you dare touch me. – [Ryan] It’s such a big piece, holy– – [Zach] Don’t, oh my god. – My team name was Why I Left
Buzzfeed, I got last place, Matt Ryan you screwed me
over, here you go man. (dramatic music) (all shouting) Oh, what is that? Ah! – [Ryan] It keeps going, right? – Dude, it got in my nose. Oh my god, ah! – [Ryan] Oh, I just got
a whiff again, Jesus. – It’s like (gibberish). – Oh it keeps following me. – You just keep smelling it. (gibberish) Ah, it’s on my hand. Ah, you’re right, the saltiness is so, I feel, am I talking differently? (laughing) (Zach coughing) – Can we clear that shit out of here, because every time I smell
it, I almost throw up. – I’m, oh, you know, oh. – I just saw a fly fly over this and go “fuck that” and fly away. Look at this fly, this fly’s dazed. It doesn’t even know
where the fuck it is now. – I will say, I’m okay
now, but that sucked. (dramatic music) – I have like a Band of
Brothers mentality right now. I feel like we went
through something together. I don’t want to see this
shit happen to anybody. – Here’s the thing, I was
not planning on doing this, but that was really really awful. So if you want, I will take a bite and you guys can watch me. – [Together] Yes! – I agree, yes. – You want me back, and I’m back baby. – Why are you bringing it back over here? – [Zach] Gotta eat it. – [Zack] Dude, dude. – (coughs) It’s really bad. – [Ryan] What did you
think, we were kidding? – Hasn’t this company been sued before? I’m sure plenty of times. – Okay, I’m just gonna do it. I’m just gonna go for it. – You got it bud, yeah. – I can’t even stab it,
the fork is rejecting it. It has like spikes on it. – I’m like sweating, oh I got a whiff! (dramatic music) (Ryan and Zach screaming) Oh he’s so brave. – (coughing) No! Fuck no, oh god no! – We’re like trying to
Spiderman out of here. (laughing) It’s after. – Yeah, it just keeps going, right? What food fights back like that? (Zach coughing and shouting) – Oh no! (gagging) Oh god. – [Ryan] I almost just
pulled out my holy water. That was fucking crazy. – Where do we throw this out? That’s it. – This is honestly so much bigger than Fantasy Football for me. Like, the fact that we got through that and we’re still breathing means we’ve won and I don’t care about anything that happens from this point on. – I know, I’m definitely proud. – Could we just have like have a group hug at this moment, just like
lightly hug each other, think about what’s happened. – Yeah, not too hard we almost threw up. (Zach laughing) – You want a bite? – [Cheska] Yeah, I want to try it. – What is wrong with you? There is no reason for that. – [Cheska] I want to try it, can I try it? – Cheska’s our sound person
today and she wants some. – [Ryan] What are you doing? Why are we prolonging this? Let’s just make this be over. – Cheska, no. (dramatic music) (all shouting) – [Ryan] Oh my god she’s,
what is wrong with you? – What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? – No! – Did you just take it and not even– – What are you, a cop? (clapping) – I’m shook, that was incredible. – Get ready to be like Will
in Stranger Things, and that thing’s gonna come up and
it’s a freaking Demogorgon. – Okay, let’s wrap this up. Thank you guys for playing
Fantasy Football this year, this has been a nightmare. Fuck this forever, we’re
out, go to hell, goodbye. – Yo, I can’t believe I almost threw up twice on camera, that’s crazy. I’m so glad I didn’t though ’cause I did not want to become a meme. (exhales)

50 comments on this post

    _.dont_try_it_demon._

    6:32 Ryan your Ricky is showing

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    jainey

    Im not a picky eater at All and i kinda want to try it (i probably will regret it tho)

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    Pickled Joker

    1:50 is ryan in every unsolved supernatural

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    TheOneAndOnlyOmelette

    “Maybe if we fart it will smell better”

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    Ayaana Raheja

    MY LUNGS LORD THEY MADE IT ALL UNSOLVED THEMED WHEN IT WAS RYAN'S TURN THE MUSIC THE NARRATION OH MY-

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    oYouGotClapped

    maybe if we fart… it’ll smell better

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    Melex

    "I almost pulled out my holy water"

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    Ella Boehme

    THE FUCKING UNSOLVED MUSIC BAGSHJKHJK

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    Ri Yuuu

    B A B Y A S S H O L E

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    Karen Martinez

    IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THE UNSOLVED MUSIC STARTED PLAYING WHEN RYAN TOOK HIS BITE?? 💀

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    Dymia is Me

    I think Ricky Goldsworth made a small appearance at 6:30 where he would watch the person who made this a thing burn in a fire while smiling. #hashtag

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    Cody

    "THE GARBAGE CAN SMELLS BETTER!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    C.C Yuu

    What are you a cop?! I'm dead 😂

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    Jeremy Castro

    "The garbage can smells better". I'm willing to bet it probably tastes better.

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    Garrett Stephens

    I’d like to see one tough guy on buzzfeed… never gonna happen

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    Mira Roses

    YES THE VERDI REQUIEM PLAYING AT 3:13

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    Haylie Trinh

    What was that video they were talking about at 0:53 ?

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    noejacklou

    im making that the initiation test in our raternity next year

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    Soup Time Now time

    FUCKING CHESKA

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    Iris

    "I'm so glad I didn't [throw up] cause I don't wanna become a meme."
    Ryan,,,

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    Sabine Liisa Pärn

    I eat it every day

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    Ssivo

    WARNING
    Puke at 5:07 & 9:10 & 9:28
    For those with delicate stomachs but want to listen to the banter

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    Abigail Manaluz

    "i don't wanna be a meme "

    but ryan, you already ARE a meme

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    Christiana Rowan

    I love this video I love this video so much give you so much depth in the jokes bro like Unsolved to worth it to try guys and all the jokes and I get all of them it’s just so funny and I love it.

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    Ken Hasanudin

    Jessica just leave the boys jaw dropped like a badass

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    May Huwwit

    Is Steven, Zach and Ned aware that Ryan has planned many times to kill them?

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    LaniwonderZ

    Cheska has proven herself to be the true alpha. I'm solely here for her now.

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    Ryan Privee

    I bet it smells like a lesbian jogathon in July in So Cal

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    Ryan Privee

    "even if we fart it'll smell better " lol

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    dora harum

    Tbh I watch thus just to see Ryan's reaction

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    Abby W.

    This is such a underrated video! I laugh so hard I cry every time I watch it

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    dayofthesnakes

    Where is Shane? I thought he loved to watch Ryan scream.

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    kingXD

    You making fun of my homeland

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    lavender seungmin

    5:15
    I-
    Steven and Ryan roasting eachother is everything
    Then Zach roasting Steven as well

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    lavender seungmin

    The buzzfeed unsolved editing I'm wheezing🤣

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    julius marvic palisoc

    Over acting gays

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    fatima amjad

    i think this is my favourite buzzfeed video

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    BTS is My Bias

    This should be considered a form of torture

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    riley grace

    i love seeing ryan suffer 🙂
    whether it be demons 😉 or eating crappy food, i love it 🙂

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    BeccaRaptor94

    Clicked for Ryan

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    Phonoix

    Cheska is the strongest Avenger.

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    madamechristian

    You’re supposed to rinse it off before eating it. You don’t eat it straight out of the can.

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    Gary

    "You make PowerPoint slides"

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    affectaed

    this has so much chaotic energy in it

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    siler7

    400 dollars bucks

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    Brendan Matelan

    Ned saying “Hey Boys” cracks me up!

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    Aaron Barlow

    Jessica is Asian and they eat anything.

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    qaboos4

    i will never eat this

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    nitro777

    Guys eat's Surströmming and almost throws up Girl eat's Surströmming and just says. "It's really salty," and walks away Guy yells. "WHAT ARE YOU, A COP."

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    Olivia Dilworth

    Zach LEAPING onto the table after taking one bite

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    L McDonald

    is this the new men of america…we haven't got a chance in hell..a woman ate while you group hugged….pathetic….pathetic

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