Mad King – The madness of missing the fantasy football playoffs

Mad King – The madness of missing the fantasy football playoffs


[MUSIC] Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Minute is brought to you by the Gillette Fusion Proglide. Now with Flexball technology. It’s shaving rebuilt. Welcome to another edition of the Mad King, Fantasy Football Edition. I myself am a man of the people. So today I’m mad for the people. For all the people that came into week 13. Needing a win to make the playoffs. And listen we understand when some fly by night guy that we’ve picked up off the waver wire doesn’t produce. But our stars? Our stars? We need you to come through. So I’m mad today at Matt Forte [MUSIC] Five carries, six yards. I’m mad at Andre Ellington. Five carries, twelve yards. We know you got hurt but if we have you on our fantasy team, getting hurt is not an option. And how about the quarterbacks? I mean, my goodness, Collin Kaepernick, under 130 yards in two picks. Tony Romo, under 200 yards and 2 picks. What are you guys trying to do to us? What did we ever do to you? And what if you were the person that had Jimmy Graham? Thank you very much, Jimmy. Zero catches, no points? Come on, you think we put all this hard work in throughout the year to get to the last week of the season and have you guys let us down? And how bout if you had Peyton Manning last night. And listen, I know the Broncos won but Peyton, we don’t care. You didn’t have a big game so guess what, we probably lost. And Eli, if you played Eli you probably should have lost anyway. But, he’s had enough big games where maybe you were in a position you had to play him. And what’d he do. He didn’t have a terrible game but didn’t have a game that would help you win. And so for all of you guys that play professional football when the only thing that matters is winning and losing this is for fantasy football players everywhere. You big name guys better produce next year because you let us down and because of that I’m mad.

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