Mean Tweets – NFL Edition #2
Odell Beckham Jr transitioned from an exciting new rookie to an extremely lame looking [BLEEP] in an alarmingly short amount of time. JJ Watt kinda looks like a fat Macklemore. Hahaha I have a deep and sincere hatred for Demarco Murray. I hope he chokes on [BLEEP] It’s unlikely, buddy. Surprised Michael Irvin can say all these stupid things with Demarco Murray’s [BLEEP] so far down his throat. Tony Romo sits down to pee. Well what other way is there to pee? Kurt Warner is walking stupid slow, like he just sharted. Terrell Davis acting like a real Mc[BLEEP] right now. [BLEEP] him. [BLEEP] you, too! I’m tired of people saying Russell Wilson is too short to play quarterback. He’s ugly, too. Von Miller looks like an 80 year old man from 1974. Joey Bosa looks like a dude who wanted to be a magician but his parents made him focus on football. [BLEEP] Maurice Jones Drew is thicker than a milkshake. Like, come on, man. DeMarcus Ware got that giant ass head looking like a jumbo milk dud. Really? [BLEEP] Josh Norman, that buck tooth bitch can’t cover [BLEEP]. Wow, really? Rob Gronkowski is one of the dumbest people in the world. I have no problem tweeting this because he probably can’t read it. I just read it. You’re dumb.