One fantasy football trophy you don’t want to win

One fantasy football trophy you don’t want to win


[MUSIC PLAYING] BRANDON FUNSTON: Well, my local fantasy league– we have an apt prize for the last-place team in the season. Basically what we do is the teams that don’t make the playoffs go into a consolation bracket. Now, if you lose and you continue losing in the consolation bracket, you basically funnel down. And in the final week, you end up playing in the league’s toilet bowl. So the apt trophy for the loser of that game is a wooden toilet seat that we have. It has a placard on it. And for that next season, if you are the losing team, you get to carry this wooden toilet seat back home with you. You get the dubious honor of going into the local trophy shop and having your name affixed to the placard for history for all to see that you were a last-place big loser in our fantasy league. And the following season, when there’s a new loser a new big loser, we go to the draft. The previous year’s loser gives the toilet seat to the new league loser, but not first before the toilet seat gets passed around and everybody gets a chance to plant their bare ass on that seat and pass it along to the new loser. Clothing optional on that. So far no one’s went that far. But given the crowd of guys that I play with, I am assuming that will happen one of these days very soon.

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