NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

Earlier today the Detroit Lions were paid a special visit by some NFL players as part of the League’s mentoring program. Our own Reggie Greengrass was there to witness the heart warming scene. Reggie, I bet the Lions had the time of their lives. They certainly did Mark; the look on the Lions’ faces when […]

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Tackling Ireland’s Alcoholism Problem – The Jim Jefferies Show

Under the influence of the Catholic church, Ireland was once known as the biggest tight-ass in all of Europe. But that’s changed. Electing a half-Indian, entirely gay prime minister, legalizing gay marriage. They even repealed their Eighth Amendment banning abortions. But there’s one longstanding tradition the Irish aren’t willing to give up so easily. Drinking! […]

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The NFL’s Serious Brain Damage Problem – The Jim Jefferies Show

The NFL’s Serious Brain Damage Problem – The Jim Jefferies Show

Trump had more to say about the NFL. It seems ungrateful black athletes are onlypartof the problem. Another criticism — not enough beating the shit out of each other. Today if you hit too hard, right — They hit too hard, 15 yards, throw him out of the game. They had that last week. I […]

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Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

Welcome back to Sports Dome. It’s the startling conffession that has the whole sports world buzzing. Soccer has come out of the coloset to tell the world it’s gay. A FIFA spokesperson made the announcement at a press conference earlier today. -Soccer is not ashamed of what it is. Soccer is a gay sport. Youth […]

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Jenny Hagel Recaps the US Women’s Soccer Team’s World Cup Win

-The women’s World Cup ended last week. Here with the highlights of the tournament, please welcome one of our writers, Jenny Hagel, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] -Hey, everybody! The World Cup wrapped up last week, and it was incredible! First, some teams played each other and some qualified and some didn’t — yada, […]

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Claire Danes on Tackling Gender Identity in A Kid Like Jake

Claire Danes on Tackling Gender Identity in A Kid Like Jake

-Welcome back. -Thank you so much for having me. -First of all, congratulations. You have a baby on the way. -Yes, yes, yes. -Very exciting. -Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] Yes. Procreation is under way. -It is under way. -Yeah. -And you were actually — You presented at the Tonys on Sunday night. […]

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NFL Admits To Rigging Games – Hoax Exposed

NFL Admits To Rigging Games – Hoax Exposed

According to a viral video, The NFL confessed to rigging games in order to drive revenue and ratings. The video spread quickly around social media, and many people believed the story. But this video was actually from a satirical youtube channel that was shared to facebook, as in…it was a parody. I’m going to tell […]

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Mike Myers Talks About His Intense Love of Soccer

Mike Myers Talks About His Intense Love of Soccer

-Welcome back, Mike! -Thank you so much. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] -So happy you’re here. Before we move on to the show — -Yes. -It’s World Cup time. -Yeah. -And we actually met 2002… -Yeah. -At a bar in L.A. at a World Cup game. -Yeah. -And do you have a rooting […]

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